The Sartorial Eventists are a loose collective of creative individuals who are passionate about attending events and happenings suitably attired.  They specialise in designing, making, altering and combining clothing elements that are either totally appropriate or as inappropriate as possible for the occasion. The founding members of the Sartorial Eventists are Captain Jack Flash, Jake Snake and Dick Lacey, all three will all be present for Gay Shame 2009 fresh from their successes at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Alaska.  They will be setting up 'AsGot Hats - Ladies Day Millinery' the poshest boutique in Brixton, offering their newly discovered talents for hat making, and encouraging others to event with sartorial elegance, to bring out their feminine side.